Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Predictions for Habs/Caps

Sorry for how late I am, I was stuck in a meeting!

Here are my predictions:

total # of goals scored by the Habs over the 2 games: 6
total # of goals scored by the Caps over the 2 games: 6
total # of goals scored by Ovie over the 2 games: 3
total # of goals scored by Kovy over the 2 games: 2
Winner of Tuesday night game: Habs
Winner of Thursday night game: Caps
pick one person from the Habs who will get into a fight: No one, because they are all little bitches.
pick one person from the Caps who will get into a fight: Bradley will try to get something started, but no one on the Habs will step up.

Forgot to add:
let the trash talkin' begin. The guys gets us started:
When do we get to start the trash talking? I want it on record that our Russian star is an enigmatic, airplane flyin, blonde-haired Adonis type renaissance man, while theirs is a gap-toothed, yellow-skate lace and tinted visor wearin, hair-by-hillbilly-barber goofball. Or something.
Interesting, because our Russian scored 46 goals and had 92 points last season, while your Adonis type Russian had 18 goals and 47 points. On a separate note, I distinctly remember that statue...lacking....in a certain department.

12 comments:

HabsFan29 said...

you too with the Habs / Caps split? i would expect it from CapsHabsChick but not you Shmee!

CapsChick said...

Okay, I'm still laughing my ass off at the comment that "they are all little bitches". Very nice ;)

BRING IT HABS! Oh wait, that's right, you won't...

CapsChick said...

CapsHabsChick?? I think my dad just had a stroke.

Shmee said...

Habsfan: I want to win this contest. I must be realistic.

CC: Ha, thanks. I think its fair to say that the Habs team this year is a little...soft? And by this year, I mean every year.

CapsChick said...

Ha! Well, they're no Maple Leafs but...

Habsfan10 said...

If by "soft" you mean "playoff bound on merit, not by virtue of winning the AHL Southeast", you are correct. We dumped Brashear when he was first washed up in 1996 ... after he backed out of a fight with Mario Tremblay. I don't think Komisarek or Begin are quaking in their boots.

Shmee said...

You're right, Komisarek probably isnt quaking in his boots. In fact, he probably can barely stand because his private bits hurt so much from the Sean Avery STD he is battling. Will he even have enough strength to play?

Habsfan10 said...

Human virus strains don't affect Doom, so I'm pretty sure anything Sean Avery carries won't harm him.

Shmee said...

Haha....that was awesome.

DC Sports Chick said...

Wow, I never knew Montreal fans were so bitter just b/c Ovechkin spurned them. I'd say that they sound like a bunch of dumped girlfriends, but that would imply that Ovie had some sort of connection with Montreal in the first place. ("But he said he loved playing in Montreal!") So sad.

Then again, you have to wonder about a team that would force Patrick Roy out...too bad about that Curse of St. Patrick.

HabsFan29 said...

@dc sports chick - Ovie and Markov are BFF's. they want to play together!!!

/delusional rantings

Shmee said...

Mmmmm...I dont think so. I think signing a 13 year contract in DC is a pretty good sign that Ovie wants to stay here. And I dont see Markov here.