Predictions for Habs/Caps
Sorry for how late I am, I was stuck in a meeting!
Here are my predictions:
total # of goals scored by the Habs over the 2 games: 6
total # of goals scored by the Caps over the 2 games: 6
total # of goals scored by Ovie over the 2 games: 3
total # of goals scored by Kovy over the 2 games: 2
Winner of Tuesday night game: Habs
Winner of Thursday night game: Caps
pick one person from the Habs who will get into a fight: No one, because they are all little bitches.
pick one person from the Caps who will get into a fight: Bradley will try to get something started, but no one on the Habs will step up.Forgot to add: let the trash talkin' begin. The guys gets us started:
When do we get to start the trash talking? I want it on record that our Russian star is an enigmatic, airplane flyin, blonde-haired Adonis type renaissance man, while theirs is a gap-toothed, yellow-skate lace and tinted visor wearin, hair-by-hillbilly-barber goofball. Or something.Interesting, because our Russian scored 46 goals and had 92 points last season, while your Adonis type Russian had 18 goals and 47 points. On a separate note, I distinctly remember that statue...lacking....in a certain department.
11 comments:
you too with the Habs / Caps split? i would expect it from CapsHabsChick but not you Shmee!
CapsHabsChick?? I think my dad just had a stroke.
Habsfan: I want to win this contest. I must be realistic.
CC: Ha, thanks. I think its fair to say that the Habs team this year is a little...soft? And by this year, I mean every year.
Ha! Well, they're no Maple Leafs but...
If by "soft" you mean "playoff bound on merit, not by virtue of winning the AHL Southeast", you are correct. We dumped Brashear when he was first washed up in 1996 ... after he backed out of a fight with Mario Tremblay. I don't think Komisarek or Begin are quaking in their boots.
You're right, Komisarek probably isnt quaking in his boots. In fact, he probably can barely stand because his private bits hurt so much from the Sean Avery STD he is battling. Will he even have enough strength to play?
Human virus strains don't affect Doom, so I'm pretty sure anything Sean Avery carries won't harm him.
Haha....that was awesome.
Wow, I never knew Montreal fans were so bitter just b/c Ovechkin spurned them. I'd say that they sound like a bunch of dumped girlfriends, but that would imply that Ovie had some sort of connection with Montreal in the first place. ("But he said he loved playing in Montreal!") So sad.
Then again, you have to wonder about a team that would force Patrick Roy out...too bad about that Curse of St. Patrick.
@dc sports chick - Ovie and Markov are BFF's. they want to play together!!!
/delusional rantings
Mmmmm...I dont think so. I think signing a 13 year contract in DC is a pretty good sign that Ovie wants to stay here. And I dont see Markov here.
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