...but laugh out loud when I saw this question in the transcript of Tarik El-Bashir's Friday chat on the Capitals:
Rileyville, VA: Have you ever bumped into Alexander Semin in a hallway, and if so, did he fall down?
Tarik El-Bashir: He does seem to fall down a lot. But he's also a tremendously agile skater, who can stop and turn on a dime. Maybe he falls because he's always on the ragged edge of his blades?
But if he keeps scoring at the rate he has the past few games, who cares if he falls down every once in a while? It might draw a penalty from time to time.