Sloooow offseason
Its been a couple of slow hockey days. So, I decided to make up my own news. These would be some good fake headlines to keep me entertained during the off season:
Staal Brothers jump bail: last seen headed toward Mexico, disguised as Amish Schoolgirls
Jeremy Roenick retiring from hockey to become couples therapist; "I'm really a sensitive guy"
Mike Comrie dating Dakota Fanning, "People dont understand that she is really mature for a 12 year-old"
Shane Doan legally adopts Lindsay Lohan, says "We are both misunderstood. I dont even speak French, and she hates coke. Only drinks Pepsi"
Gary Bettman stepping down as NHL head, will star in revival of "Annie, get your gun"
3 comments:
I'm not much for blasphemy (half of your list have been Coyotes after all) but the Doan one really made me laugh. "Only likes Pepsi." Ahh... you slay me. :)
lol, I liked the ones of HLOG too.
HA!!! I LOVE IT!
I came across one -
Todd Bertuzzi, trying to soften his image, puts out a stuffed animal to be sold with the proceeds going to charity, the name, "Todd Beartuzzi"
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