Holy Mother!

Photo blatantly stolen from DC Sports Bog

Warning: This has nothing to do with hockey.

Can someone please please report back from this party? I figure that at least Ovie has to be getting an invite, right? I am desperately hoping that Dan Steinberg attends and reports. Since there are never any big sports parties in DC, and this one has so much potential to be a complete shit show, I am gonna need a full report. I can easily see the following things happening as a result of this party:

-Kim Kardashian sex tape, part two
-The Hoyas show up with a keg and peer pressure Richard Jefferson into doing a keg stand

-Someone decides throwing things at passing cars is a good idea and we get some great mugshots out of that. On the other hand, I shouldnt judge the Wizards on the actions of albino Canadian farm boys.

I'll have actual hockey news tomorrow, but this was too good to pass up posting about. By tomorrow I'll also have convinced myself to not post about my wild conspiracy theories around Gary Bettman's agenda against the Caps, to be played out by refs making bad calls. All in my head? Possibly, but this is the internet, so I can post all sorts of crazy thoughts!

Bobby Boswell is ridiculously nice

In addition to the Capitals, I have a ticket plan for the Nats, and half season tickets for DC United. I love all sports, and I need something to keep me from becoming too melancholy during the offseason. My friend Caroline will occasionally join me for soccer games, but usually she will hang out with her other friends who have better seats through their Screaming Eagles membership. Being a sports person, I understand.

The aforementioned friends of Caroline are full season ticket holders, and had the chance to attend the season ticket holder party that DC United throws. Caroline has a bit of crush on Bobby Boswell, because in addition to being a blogger, cereal lover, and all around nice guy, he (in Caroline's words) "is from Florida and has cheek bones sculpted by the Gods". If you havent guessed, Caroline is from Florida.

So, Bobby Boswell, being one of the fan friendliest professional athletes out there, filmed this for Caroline: (Caroline's friend Tim is the alto and his wife is filming):



Bobby Boswell is awesome. And, I'm pretty sure that Caroline's friends never have to buy her Christmas/birthday presents ever again.